November 16, 2011

• eek

  Things my dog is afraid of:

  1. Thunderstorms
  2. Fireworks
  3. Baths
  4. Moving
  5. The thing I do to him that my mom used to do to me that involves rolling him back and forth while saying the Taiwanese words for “knead the salted vegetables”
  6. And apparently, the low battery alert for smoke detectors and carbon monoxide alarms

  What my dog does when he’s afraid:

  1. Crawls under whatever is closest, whether that’s a bed or couch or a pile of dirty laundry
  2. Stalks the nearest human
  3. Vomits

  • 3:50 pm
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